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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Nine: The List!

1. One ass kicking by the Celtics, 105-87. Largest loss in the Bored Center this season.
2. Two points scored, combined, between Sefalosha, Collison and Livingston in 49 minutes.
3. Three rhymes with 'glee', as in a cultural television phenomenon, or that special feeling I get when Bennett suffers another loss.
4. Four Fouls on Durant, Green and Collison, to lead both teams.
5. Five Turnovers by Russell Westbrook, to lead both teams.
6. 'Six' rhymes with "pricks", like Clay Bennett, Howard Schultz, David Stern, Wally Walker, Dick Cheney and the one-eyed trouser monster - that's six pricks!
7. Seven Celtics scoring in double figures, led by Garnett's 23. The Blunder had two, led by future ex-blunder's Kevin Durant.
8. 'Eight' rhymes with 'great', which the Celtics are and the Blunder are NOT! Awwww!

And finally...

9. Nine Blunder losses! More Corndogs! More Losses! More Blunder!

Blunder: 10-9.
Next Loss: Monday vs. Golden State.
Tornado watch: Imminent.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

nine; the average IQ of blunder fans. all three of them. lol!

acompleteunknown said...

I think the Blunder should start serving ribs. They should call them the "best ribs in the world" whether they truly are or not.

Anonymous said...

The countdown is on for when this site worthless blog will cease to exist. Go Sonics! I mean Thunder!

Anonymous said...

wow. Another loss. Blunder season circling the drain.

JAWA said...

"The countdown is on for when this site worthless blog will cease to exist."

Well, with posts like this, I don't think auroraave will be shutting it down anytime soon. In fact, it wasn't worthless enough for you to leave a comment.

"Go Sonics! I mean Thunder!"

A prime example of the Oklahoman education system when he can't even get the name of his team right the first time. You know that saying, "a mind is a terrible thing to waste", and it appears this was lost on this particular troll a long time ago.

Anonymous said...

I was just checking out the NBA scoreboard, and apparently Oklahoma City has a team, and my first thought was "why?"

Oh, and they lost. again. big surprise there.

Anonymous said...

WELL WE HAVE A TEAM MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR THE SEATTLE SUPER SUCKS LOL

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