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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Warriors End Skid, Blunder Lose 20th!

Milestones! Folks love 'em and we got 'em. The Warriors snapped their nine-game losing streak as they hammered Bennett's Blunder on Monday night, 112-102. Golden State obviously had revenge on their mind from the loss of their beloved "Thunder" mascot enabled by the Bennett's bumbling naming conflict. Another shining example of his endless negative effect on the NBA. Thanks, Stern! Any more friends of yours need teams?

There's also some good news for the Blunder; they achieved another milestone; the first team in 2009 to reach the 20-loss plateau! Congratulations to Clay Bennett and the disaster he's created. Here's wishing success for Bennett on his quest to be the worst! May many more losses darken the doorstep of Ford Arena, or Congressional bailout Arena, whatever it may be. How long until Bennett himself is asking for handouts from the league or the city to bail him out of this mess? Stay tuned, kids.

Ok, on with the show; Future ex-Blunder Kevin Durant had 41 points on 15-27 shooting. The Warriors had seven players score in double figures, led by Andris Biedrins 17 points and 21 rebounds. Center project Johan Petro led had two points and Nick Collison pitched in 4 fouls to lead the Blunder lowlights. The Blunder lost their 4th in a row, for the second time this season, and are firmly in last place at 2-20.

More corndogs! More losses! More Blunder!

Next loss: Wednesday vs Memphis


TheChef said...

Speaking of milestones, can the blunder beat the '82 Cleveland Cavaliers this year? 24 consecutive losses is quite a high number to beat, but if anyone can do it the blunder can!!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA - Bennett sucks. When are they gonna have corndog night at the Turd Center???