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Sunday, November 30, 2008

Blunder Tame Grizzlies, Confused by "Winning" Feeling

The Blunder did the unthinkable on Saturday night - they won an NBA game. The Blunder snapped their 14-game losing streak to the toothless Grizzlies, 111-103, and the world now anticipates a spike in celebratory corndog consumption as a result.

Future ex-Blunder Kevin Durant led the way with 30 points and 7 rebounds as OKC ended their futility streak and turned their attention to the next string of losses. Inspired by the $55 Thunder 'excellence' polo he'll likely be getting for Christmas from Clay Bennett, Nick Collion led the lowlights with zero points and one foul in seven listless minutes.

Before a stunned home crowd, OJ Mayo led the Grizzlies embarrassing loss with 30 points and 7 rebounds. Grievance counselors were spotted entering the home locker room immediately after the game to console the anguished Grizzlies. In the Blunder locker room came the sound of champagne corks popping and celebrating until the team was informed they had 64 more games to play.

The Blunder tasted victory for the first time since October 13 and gave Scott Brooks his inaugaral triumph as Blunder head coach/scapegoat. The Blunder turn their sights to the next losing streak and look to become then first team to match their team record losing streak for the third time under Clay Bennett.

No official word yet if this victory launched a spending spree on the $55 'Thunder excellence' polo shirt with the golf insignia on it. Only time will tell.

Blunder: 2-16
Next loss: at Charlotte on Wednesday.

6 comments:

JAWA said...

Bummer, and they were on such a roll! Well, you know as they say, "all good things must come to an end". But fear not, because a new losing streak will begin soon enough.

acompleteunknown said...

The Blunder can't do anything right. they can't even lose correctly.

Anonymous said...

Blunder stink like my grandma's slippers

Anonymous said...

I've read some of your past blogs. You are a lying sack of crap. The hornets never lost a dime in OKC. If they did, why the hell would they have stayed the second year.... What color is the sky in your world? Your sorry ass is so bent over OKC getting you sonics, that you have to make fun of the city and make shit up???

Loser!

MarkS said...

AnonomASS

You must have gone to school in Oklahoma. Go back and read please.

It was never stated the Hornets lost money in OKC. Unfortunately the Blunder are due to Bubba Bennett's mismanagement.

auroraave said...

where did I make fun of Oklahoma or make stuff up? I've never said anything here about the Hornets losing money in OKC. Seems like I'm bashing Bennett - my posts literally say 'the good fans of OKC' - how exactly is that bashing the city and fans? Yes - I am indeed an embittered fan. Bennett destroyed 41 years of basketball in Seattle - intentionally. Who wouldn't be bitter? Stay on the short bus, kid..and get comfortable. Gonna be a long ride for you.